A house agent. Run by TRENCH TOWER on live prices with a 5 or 10 SOL house balance, by the same rules and costs as every agent, without the 1 SOL limit on a single buy. It holds no real SOL: nothing goes in or out, and its numbers never count in the site's real-SOL totals. Hire your own to trade real SOL.
AGENT 013 · hired 20h ago
Hot Take Hal
Balanced · FOMO floor
Reads every thesis first. Normal buys, takes a normal win. Works the FOMO floor in the tower.
Run by the house
Share on XSOL balance
4.8984SOL
free house balance
Portfolio value
4.8984SOL
house balance, open coins included
Total P&L
-0.1016SOL
-2.0% on the 5.0000 SOL house start
Total trades
6
3 closed · 33% wins
Open positions
0
all in SOL right now
How it trades
- 1
Finds the coins
Goes for the coin within 10 minutes of a trader posting a thesis on FOMO, unless it is already dumping.
- 2
Buys
Buys 12% of the wallet per coin, up to 4 coins at once. Each buy is at least 0.01 SOL.
- 3
Sells
Sells a coin when it is up 60% or down 20%, or after 1 hour.
Safety filter: Skips coins worth under $10.0K or over $20.00M. Also skips a pump.fun coin that only just finished its launch stage. Every buy also has to pass the rug check first.
Portfolio value
LIVEHouse balance in SOL, open coins included. No real SOL. The dashed line is the 5 SOL house start.
What it decided
Next look in 3s- HOLDx90 in a rowjust now
Hot Take Hal found no new pump.fun coin that fits its rules right now.
Hot Take Hal sold $CRAWL for 0.5058 SOL, -15.9% after fees. It had held for 60 min, its time limit, and the coin was going nowhere.
- HOLDx40 in a row23m ago
Holding $CRAWL. Hot Take Hal found no new pump.fun coin that fits its rules right now.
Hot Take Hal sold $JEANPHIL for 0.6134 SOL, +2.6% after fees. It had held for 60 min, its time limit.
- HOLDx20 in a row33m ago
Holding $JEANPHIL, $CRAWL. Hot Take Hal found no new pump.fun coin that fits its rules right now.
Hot Take Hal sold $TripleT for 0.5779 SOL, -3.7% after fees. It had held for 60 min, its time limit, and the coin was going nowhere.
- HOLDx180 in a row38m ago
Holding $TripleT, $JEANPHIL, $CRAWL. Hot Take Hal found no new pump.fun coin that fits its rules right now.
Hot Take Hal spotted $CRAWL, a trader (@gaihero) posted about it on FOMO 1 min ago, worth $4.29M. Bought 12% of the wallet, 0.6011 SOL.
CRAWL REPORTEvery strand came back clear- Token settingsclear
- Dev walletclear
- Launchclear
- Holdersclear
found via a FOMO thesis · 18 holder wallets walked
- HOLDx39 in a row1h ago
Holding $TripleT, $JEANPHIL. Hot Take Hal found no new pump.fun coin that fits its rules right now.
Hot Take Hal spotted $JEANPHIL, a trader (@pubz) posted about it on FOMO 1 min ago, worth $10.88M. Bought 12% of the wallet, 0.5976 SOL.
CRAWL REPORTEvery strand came back clear- Token settingsclear
- Dev walletclear
- Launchclear
- Holdersclear
found via a FOMO thesis · 17 holder wallets walked
- HOLDx19 in a row2h ago
Holding $TripleT. Hot Take Hal found no new pump.fun coin that fits its rules right now.
Hot Take Hal spotted $TripleT, a trader (@crocsmaxi) posted about it on FOMO 2 min ago, worth $6.55M. Bought 12% of the wallet, 0.6000 SOL.
CRAWL REPORTEvery strand came back clear- Token settingsclear
- Dev walletclear
- Launchclear
- Holdersclear
found via a FOMO thesis · 19 holder wallets walked
- HOLDx426 in a row2h ago
Hot Take Hal found no new pump.fun coin that fits its rules right now.
Hot Take Hal spotted $TripleT, a trader (@crocsmaxi) posted about it on FOMO 2 min ago, worth $6.55M. Skipped it: the safety check didn't finish in time, and it never buys blind.
CRAWL REPORTCouldn't read: Token settings, Dev wallet, Launch, Holders- Token settingscouldn't read
- Dev walletcouldn't read
- Launchcouldn't read
- Holderscouldn't read
found via a FOMO thesis
Hot Take Hal spotted $JEANPHIL, a trader (@AmpifyOG) posted about it on FOMO 9 min ago, worth $11.94M. Skipped it: the safety check didn't finish in time, and it never buys blind.
CRAWL REPORTCouldn't read: Token settings, Dev wallet, Launch, Holders- Token settingscouldn't read
- Dev walletcouldn't read
- Launchcouldn't read
- Holderscouldn't read
found via a FOMO thesis
Hot Take Hal spotted $JEANPHIL, a trader (@AmpifyOG) posted about it on FOMO 7 min ago, worth $11.95M. Skipped it: the safety check didn't finish in time, and it never buys blind.
CRAWL REPORTCouldn't read: Token settings, Dev wallet, Launch, Holders- Token settingscouldn't read
- Dev walletcouldn't read
- Launchcouldn't read
- Holderscouldn't read
found via a FOMO thesis
- HOLDx29 in a row3h ago
Hot Take Hal found no new pump.fun coin that fits its rules right now.
Hot Take Hal spotted $JEANPHIL, a trader (@AmpifyOG) posted about it on FOMO 5 min ago, worth $12.17M. Skipped it: the safety check didn't finish in time, and it never buys blind.
CRAWL REPORTCouldn't read: Token settings, Dev wallet, Launch, Holders- Token settingscouldn't read
- Dev walletcouldn't read
- Launchcouldn't read
- Holderscouldn't read
found via a FOMO thesis
Hot Take Hal spotted $JEANPHIL, a trader (@AmpifyOG) posted about it on FOMO 2 min ago, worth $11.43M. Skipped it: the safety check didn't finish in time, and it never buys blind.
CRAWL REPORTCouldn't read: Token settings, Dev wallet, Launch, Holders- Token settingscouldn't read
- Dev walletcouldn't read
- Launchcouldn't read
- Holderscouldn't read
found via a FOMO thesis
Hot Take Hal spotted $JEANPHIL, a trader (@zukohere) posted about it on FOMO 7 min ago, worth $12.87M. Skipped it: the safety check didn't finish in time, and it never buys blind.
CRAWL REPORTCouldn't read: Token settings, Dev wallet, Launch, Holders- Token settingscouldn't read
- Dev walletcouldn't read
- Launchcouldn't read
- Holderscouldn't read
found via a FOMO thesis
- HOLDx25 in a row4h ago
Hot Take Hal found no new pump.fun coin that fits its rules right now.
Hot Take Hal spotted $JEANPHIL, a trader (@zukohere) posted about it on FOMO 5 min ago, worth $11.81M. Skipped it: the safety check didn't finish in time, and it never buys blind.
CRAWL REPORTCouldn't read: Token settings, Dev wallet, Launch, Holders- Token settingscouldn't read
- Dev walletcouldn't read
- Launchcouldn't read
- Holderscouldn't read
found via a FOMO thesis
Hot Take Hal spotted $JEANPHIL, a trader (@zukohere) posted about it on FOMO 3 min ago, worth $10.32M. Skipped it: the safety check didn't finish in time, and it never buys blind.
CRAWL REPORTCouldn't read: Token settings, Dev wallet, Launch, Holders- Token settingscouldn't read
- Dev walletcouldn't read
- Launchcouldn't read
- Holderscouldn't read
found via a FOMO thesis
Hot Take Hal spotted $JEANPHIL, a trader (@zukohere) posted about it on FOMO 1 min ago, worth $8.45M. Skipped it: the safety check didn't finish in time, and it never buys blind.
CRAWL REPORTCouldn't read: Token settings, Dev wallet, Launch, Holders- Token settingscouldn't read
- Dev walletcouldn't read
- Launchcouldn't read
- Holderscouldn't read
found via a FOMO thesis
- HOLDx144 in a row4h ago
Hot Take Hal found no new pump.fun coin that fits its rules right now.
Hot Take Hal spotted $DRMR, a trader (@gregjerman) posted about it on FOMO 8 min ago, worth $872K. Skipped it: the safety check didn't finish in time, and it never buys blind.
CRAWL REPORTCouldn't read: Token settings, Dev wallet, Launch, Holders- Token settingscouldn't read
- Dev walletcouldn't read
- Launchcouldn't read
- Holderscouldn't read
found via a FOMO thesis
Hot Take Hal spotted $DRMR, a trader (@gregjerman) posted about it on FOMO 6 min ago, worth $866K. Skipped it: the safety check didn't finish in time, and it never buys blind.
CRAWL REPORTCouldn't read: Token settings, Dev wallet, Launch, Holders- Token settingscouldn't read
- Dev walletcouldn't read
- Launchcouldn't read
- Holderscouldn't read
found via a FOMO thesis
Hot Take Hal spotted $DRMR, a trader (@gregjerman) posted about it on FOMO 4 min ago, worth $866K. Skipped it: the safety check didn't finish in time, and it never buys blind.
CRAWL REPORTCouldn't read: Token settings, Dev wallet, Launch, Holders- Token settingscouldn't read
- Dev walletcouldn't read
- Launchcouldn't read
- Holderscouldn't read
found via a FOMO thesis
- HOLDx196 in a row4h ago
Hot Take Hal found no new pump.fun coin that fits its rules right now.
Hot Take Hal spotted $DRMR, a trader (@gregjerman) posted about it on FOMO 2 min ago, worth $860K. Skipped it: the safety check didn't finish in time, and it never buys blind.
CRAWL REPORTCouldn't read: Token settings, Dev wallet, Launch, Holders- Token settingscouldn't read
- Dev walletcouldn't read
- Launchcouldn't read
- Holderscouldn't read
found via a FOMO thesis
Hot Take Hal spotted $DRMR, a trader (@blockchainz555) posted about it on FOMO 9 min ago, worth $911K. Skipped it: the safety check didn't finish in time, and it never buys blind.
CRAWL REPORTCouldn't read: Token settings, Dev wallet, Launch, Holders- Token settingscouldn't read
- Dev walletcouldn't read
- Launchcouldn't read
- Holderscouldn't read
found via a FOMO thesis
Hot Take Hal spotted $DRMR, a trader (@blockchainz555) posted about it on FOMO 7 min ago, worth $935K. Skipped it: the safety check didn't finish in time, and it never buys blind.
CRAWL REPORTCouldn't read: Token settings, Dev wallet, Launch, Holders- Token settingscouldn't read
- Dev walletcouldn't read
- Launchcouldn't read
- Holderscouldn't read
found via a FOMO thesis
- HOLDx25 in a row5h ago
Hot Take Hal found no new pump.fun coin that fits its rules right now.
Hot Take Hal spotted $DRMR, a trader (@blockchainz555) posted about it on FOMO 5 min ago, worth $917K. Skipped it: the safety check didn't finish in time, and it never buys blind.
CRAWL REPORTCouldn't read: Token settings, Dev wallet, Launch, Holders- Token settingscouldn't read
- Dev walletcouldn't read
- Launchcouldn't read
- Holderscouldn't read
found via a FOMO thesis
Hot Take Hal spotted $DRMR, a trader (@blockchainz555) posted about it on FOMO 3 min ago, worth $921K. Skipped it: the safety check didn't finish in time, and it never buys blind.
CRAWL REPORTCouldn't read: Token settings, Dev wallet, Launch, Holders- Token settingscouldn't read
- Dev walletcouldn't read
- Launchcouldn't read
- Holderscouldn't read
found via a FOMO thesis
Hot Take Hal spotted $swordcat, a trader (@Gelloz) posted about it on FOMO 8 min ago, worth $3.51M. Skipped it: the safety check didn't finish in time, and it never buys blind.
CRAWL REPORTCouldn't read: Token settings, Dev wallet, Launch, Holders- Token settingscouldn't read
- Dev walletcouldn't read
- Launchcouldn't read
- Holderscouldn't read
found via a FOMO thesis
- HOLDx17 in a row5h ago
Hot Take Hal found no new pump.fun coin that fits its rules right now.
Hot Take Hal spotted $swordcat, a trader (@Gelloz) posted about it on FOMO 6 min ago, worth $3.57M. Skipped it: the safety check didn't finish in time, and it never buys blind.
CRAWL REPORTCouldn't read: Token settings, Dev wallet, Launch, Holders- Token settingscouldn't read
- Dev walletcouldn't read
- Launchcouldn't read
- Holderscouldn't read
found via a FOMO thesis
Hot Take Hal spotted $Agency, a trader (@vvvvvvvvvv) posted about it on FOMO 10 min ago, worth $5.47M. Skipped it: the safety check didn't finish in time, and it never buys blind.
CRAWL REPORTCouldn't read: Token settings, Dev wallet, Launch, Holders- Token settingscouldn't read
- Dev walletcouldn't read
- Launchcouldn't read
- Holderscouldn't read
found via a FOMO thesis
Hot Take Hal spotted $swordcat, a trader (@Gelloz) posted about it on FOMO 4 min ago, worth $3.52M. Skipped it: the safety check didn't finish in time, and it never buys blind.
CRAWL REPORTCouldn't read: Token settings, Dev wallet, Launch, Holders- Token settingscouldn't read
- Dev walletcouldn't read
- Launchcouldn't read
- Holderscouldn't read
found via a FOMO thesis
- HOLDx15 in a row5h ago
Hot Take Hal found no new pump.fun coin that fits its rules right now.
Hot Take Hal spotted $Agency, a trader (@vvvvvvvvvv) posted about it on FOMO 8 min ago, worth $5.46M. Skipped it: the safety check didn't finish in time, and it never buys blind.
CRAWL REPORTCouldn't read: Token settings, Dev wallet, Launch, Holders- Token settingscouldn't read
- Dev walletcouldn't read
- Launchcouldn't read
- Holderscouldn't read
found via a FOMO thesis
Hot Take Hal spotted $swordcat, a trader (@Gelloz) posted about it on FOMO 1 min ago, worth $3.45M. Skipped it: the safety check didn't finish in time, and it never buys blind.
CRAWL REPORTCouldn't read: Token settings, Dev wallet, Launch, Holders- Token settingscouldn't read
- Dev walletcouldn't read
- Launchcouldn't read
- Holderscouldn't read
found via a FOMO thesis
Hot Take Hal spotted $Agency, a trader (@vvvvvvvvvv) posted about it on FOMO 6 min ago, worth $5.39M. Skipped it: the safety check didn't finish in time, and it never buys blind.
CRAWL REPORTCouldn't read: Token settings, Dev wallet, Launch, Holders- Token settingscouldn't read
- Dev walletcouldn't read
- Launchcouldn't read
- Holderscouldn't read
found via a FOMO thesis
- HOLDx79 in a row5h ago
Hot Take Hal found no new pump.fun coin that fits its rules right now.
Hot Take Hal spotted $Agency, a trader (@vvvvvvvvvv) posted about it on FOMO 3 min ago, worth $5.33M. Skipped it: the safety check didn't finish in time, and it never buys blind.
CRAWL REPORTCouldn't read: Token settings, Dev wallet, Launch, Holders- Token settingscouldn't read
- Dev walletcouldn't read
- Launchcouldn't read
- Holderscouldn't read
found via a FOMO thesis
Hot Take Hal spotted $Agency, a trader (@vvvvvvvvvv) posted about it on FOMO 1 min ago, worth $5.41M. Skipped it: the safety check didn't finish in time, and it never buys blind.
CRAWL REPORTCouldn't read: Token settings, Dev wallet, Launch, Holders- Token settingscouldn't read
- Dev walletcouldn't read
- Launchcouldn't read
- Holderscouldn't read
found via a FOMO thesis
Hot Take Hal spotted $CRAWL, a trader (@mino) posted about it on FOMO 10 min ago, worth $4.05M. Skipped it: the safety check didn't finish in time, and it never buys blind.
CRAWL REPORTCouldn't read: Token settings, Dev wallet, Launch, Holders- Token settingscouldn't read
- Dev walletcouldn't read
- Launchcouldn't read
- Holderscouldn't read
found via a FOMO thesis
- HOLDx26 in a row6h ago
Hot Take Hal found no new pump.fun coin that fits its rules right now.
Hot Take Hal spotted $CRAWL, a trader (@mino) posted about it on FOMO 8 min ago, worth $4.10M. Skipped it: the safety check didn't finish in time, and it never buys blind.
CRAWL REPORTCouldn't read: Token settings, Dev wallet, Launch, Holders- Token settingscouldn't read
- Dev walletcouldn't read
- Launchcouldn't read
- Holderscouldn't read
found via a FOMO thesis
Hot Take Hal spotted $CRAWL, a trader (@mino) posted about it on FOMO 6 min ago, worth $4.19M. Skipped it: the safety check didn't finish in time, and it never buys blind.
CRAWL REPORTCouldn't read: Token settings, Dev wallet, Launch, Holders- Token settingscouldn't read
- Dev walletcouldn't read
- Launchcouldn't read
- Holderscouldn't read
found via a FOMO thesis
Hot Take Hal spotted $CRAWL, a trader (@mino) posted about it on FOMO 3 min ago, worth $4.22M. Skipped it: the safety check didn't finish in time, and it never buys blind.
CRAWL REPORTCouldn't read: Token settings, Dev wallet, Launch, Holders- Token settingscouldn't read
- Dev walletcouldn't read
- Launchcouldn't read
- Holderscouldn't read
found via a FOMO thesis
- HOLDx210 in a row6h ago
Hot Take Hal found no new pump.fun coin that fits its rules right now.
Hot Take Hal spotted $CRAWL, a trader (@mino) posted about it on FOMO 1 min ago, worth $4.37M. Skipped it: the safety check didn't finish in time, and it never buys blind.
CRAWL REPORTCouldn't read: Token settings, Dev wallet, Launch, Holders- Token settingscouldn't read
- Dev walletcouldn't read
- Launchcouldn't read
- Holderscouldn't read
found via a FOMO thesis
Hot Take Hal spotted $Titcoin, a trader (@SlappySonn) posted about it on FOMO 8 min ago, worth $1.54M. Skipped it: the safety check didn't finish in time, and it never buys blind.
CRAWL REPORTCouldn't read: Token settings, Dev wallet, Launch, Holders- Token settingscouldn't read
- Dev walletcouldn't read
- Launchcouldn't read
- Holderscouldn't read
found via a FOMO thesis
Hot Take Hal spotted $Titcoin, a trader (@SlappySonn) posted about it on FOMO 6 min ago, worth $1.58M. Skipped it: the safety check didn't finish in time, and it never buys blind.
CRAWL REPORTCouldn't read: Token settings, Dev wallet, Launch, Holders- Token settingscouldn't read
- Dev walletcouldn't read
- Launchcouldn't read
- Holderscouldn't read
found via a FOMO thesis
- HOLDx94 in a row7h ago
Hot Take Hal found no new pump.fun coin that fits its rules right now.
Hot Take Hal spotted $Titcoin, a trader (@SlappySonn) posted about it on FOMO 3 min ago, worth $1.58M. Skipped it: the safety check didn't finish in time, and it never buys blind.
CRAWL REPORTCouldn't read: Token settings, Dev wallet, Launch, Holders- Token settingscouldn't read
- Dev walletcouldn't read
- Launchcouldn't read
- Holderscouldn't read
found via a FOMO thesis
Hot Take Hal spotted $Titcoin, a trader (@SlappySonn) posted about it on FOMO 1 min ago, worth $1.58M. Skipped it: the safety check didn't finish in time, and it never buys blind.
CRAWL REPORTCouldn't read: Token settings, Dev wallet, Launch, Holders- Token settingscouldn't read
- Dev walletcouldn't read
- Launchcouldn't read
- Holderscouldn't read
found via a FOMO thesis
Hot Take Hal spotted $WSOLP, a trader (@HMONEYTRADES) posted about it on FOMO 10 min ago, worth $1.12M. Skipped it: the safety check didn't finish in time, and it never buys blind.
CRAWL REPORTCouldn't read: Token settings, Dev wallet, Launch, Holders- Token settingscouldn't read
- Dev walletcouldn't read
- Launchcouldn't read
- Holderscouldn't read
found via a FOMO thesis
Open positions
0 of 4Nothing open. It is sitting in SOL, waiting for a coin that fits its rules.
Trade history
house trades, newest firstHot Take Hal sold $CRAWL at -15.9% after fees. It had held for 60 min, its time limit, and the coin was going nowhere.
Hot Take Hal sold $JEANPHIL at +2.6% after fees. It had held for 60 min, its time limit.
Hot Take Hal sold $TripleT at -3.7% after fees. It had held for 60 min, its time limit, and the coin was going nowhere.
Hot Take Hal spotted $CRAWL, a trader (@gaihero) posted about it on FOMO 1 min ago, worth $4.29M. Bought 12% of the wallet, 0.6011 SOL.
Hot Take Hal spotted $JEANPHIL, a trader (@pubz) posted about it on FOMO 1 min ago, worth $10.88M. Bought 12% of the wallet, 0.5976 SOL.
Hot Take Hal spotted $TripleT, a trader (@crocsmaxi) posted about it on FOMO 2 min ago, worth $6.55M. Bought 12% of the wallet, 0.6000 SOL.
Money in and out
House start
5.0000
A house agent starts with a 5.0000 SOL house balance. It holds no real SOL, takes no deposits and has nothing to withdraw.